The cellphone finder by my mom lololol

#Twinsies lololol #sorrynotsorry

#Twinsies lololol #sorrynotsorry

A conversation I just had

  • "Did we fool around last night?"
  • "Smell your fingers."
  • "They smell like dish soap I just washed my hands."
  • "Well, now you'll never know."
Moogle is so psycho he seriously just swapped all the greens in these two out to make original #Skittles with lime.

Moogle is so psycho he seriously just swapped all the greens in these two out to make original #Skittles with lime.

Tags: skittles

The funniest fauxsext I’ve ever received.

The funniest fauxsext I’ve ever received.

"Pick your husband’s profession. Go to school for that. Drop out once you’ve found him."

— my mom’s latest life advice.

#Campfest2013 group shot taken by @jcrowleyjr I WANNA GO BACK NOWWW

#Campfest2013 group shot taken by @jcrowleyjr I WANNA GO BACK NOWWW

Tags: campfest2013

whiskeybot:

I think if I stayed late at work every day this week I still wouldn’t feel caught up which is awesome, great, really helping with the whole feeling-like-you’re-constantly-drowning thing I’m currently experiencing 

(via whiskeybot-deactivated20140317)

A conversation between me and Rosey as seen on the show "Top of the Lake" on netflix

  • Woman 1: You ever try masturbating? It's very relaxing and it's not fattening.
  • Woman 2: I like penis.
This photo is a special favorite because my secret spot to hide and eat lunch alone when I need space at work is at the very top of that glass staircase :). I have about a million pics from that view to post, also.

This photo is a special favorite because my secret spot to hide and eat lunch alone when I need space at work is at the very top of that glass staircase :). I have about a million pics from that view to post, also.

South Philly sunset #latergram from months ago.

South Philly sunset #latergram from months ago.

Tags: latergram

Ok ok done for now. #visitphilly #lookup #vscocam #vsco #philly #philadelphia

Ok ok done for now. #visitphilly #lookup #vscocam #vsco #philly #philadelphia

When my friend tries to tell me why I’m single

myfriendsaremarried:

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OMG I CAN’T STOP I NEED TO STOP LOOKING BC I WANT TO REBLOG THEM ALL

When my friend’s boyfriend asks if I’ll help with his romantic proposal idea

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m just like…

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